Smothering!

I’m after catching the flu from all of the TB infected morsels that surround me on a daily basis, coughing up the remains of their lungs in a pool of Hospital-Gown Olive Green bile. I thought that if I can survive Cork in minus conditions and just get the ’sniffles’, I could survive anything - WRONG! I knew the moment I woke up this morning with the sore throat, amongst other classic flu symptoms that I was no longer invinceable.

So in light of this, I’m now sueing Danone - the people who make Actimel. Strengthens your ‘defence forces’ my hole!

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